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To the dude, that sent me an apology

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 14, 2014, 4:45 PM
I know you are probably still lurking about but realize that by sending me this "apology" via an account that is deactivated is slightly cowardice. And considering you destroyed two of my relationships with the shit you pulled I in all honestly feel like telling you exactly where to stick it. However being an actual adult with a fiance, a degree and a pretty fucking legit life full of not dealing with immature bs like this anymore sure apology accepted. Hard feelings are still there however ive got a life to run, jobs to do, etc so dwelling on this or caring anymore really isn't going to help me get my shit done. Thanks or whatever it is you want to hear, if you contact me again I implore you I don't give two fucks anymore about this drama anymore so don't bring it up. Ive come to term with my losses and accepted all the fucking bullshit that followed it. Time to move the hell on.

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Livestreaming!

Journal Entry: Wed Mar 5, 2014, 8:30 PM
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Livestreaming!

Journal Entry: Thu Jan 23, 2014, 1:47 PM
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Gallery Wipe

Journal Entry: Sat Dec 21, 2013, 10:42 AM
Clearing out all the old stuff and uploading new things

Livestreaming!

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 21, 2013, 7:11 AM
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yay!

POKEMON!!! X/Y Also Friend Codes!

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 20, 2013, 11:03 AM
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So Lovely ladies and gents wanna add me! Please feel free to! Just make sure to poke me back with your code so I can ensure our 3ds friendship can last! :P
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Looking to Art Trade!

Journal Entry: Tue Oct 15, 2013, 12:03 AM
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Hey guys, so the deal is my anniversary is coming up soon and I would like to do a trade for a two character piece! I can't afford to just straight out commission anything so it would be an equal trade.
Anyone interested let me know!

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Livestreaming with my new equipment

Journal Entry: Thu Aug 1, 2013, 2:48 PM
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Late Night Livestream!

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 26, 2013, 12:10 AM
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Working on avatars and stuff
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Open for League of Legends Digital Badges!

Journal Entry: Wed Mar 27, 2013, 3:47 AM

:damphyr: Links ||
My Deviantart | My Formspring |
My Dragonadopters Dragons | My Dragcave


:damphyr: Stamps ||
Mass Effect Stamp: Garrus by Karithina .: Read the comments :. Stamp by Beti-Kot Nom Nom by Mr-Stamp Cloud Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Meowth Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Nananana Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Sonic Screwdriver Stamp by Kezzi-Rose:thumb79997002:

:damphyr: Credits ||

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:damphyr: |OPEN FOR BADGES!|
Yep I love this game so I decided to open for League of Legends themed badges.
These badges are digital only but if you want I can print them and mail them out to you!
Example: ladydistort.deviantart.com/art…
Each badge is $25 and I am only opening 5 slots at a time! If you are interested fill out the form below!

Name on the Badge:
Character Reference:
Lol Champion:
Champion Quote:
If you would like to have a skin please specify which skin:

_______________________________________________________________________________________________
Batch 1
1:Perforex: Armor of the Fifth Age Taric (paid)
2:Eyesred: Thresh (paid)
3::Tadao: Temple Jax
4::Anymouse: Vi
5::Draekos: Arcade Sona

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Batch 2
1::Graffitidragon: Butterfly Kogmaw
2::Alunis: Ironscale Shyvana
3::Deja-Blu: Cryocore Brand
4::Graffitidragon: Kha'Zix
5:
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Batch 3:
1:
2:
3:
4:
5:








  • Listening to: Rise Against - Re-education Through Labor
  • Reading: Dragons of the Lost Star
  • Playing: Halo: Reach

Updates and Professionalism (to some degree)

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 25, 2013, 3:14 AM

:damphyr: Links ||
My Deviantart | My Formspring |
My Dragonadopters Dragons | My Dragcave


:damphyr: Stamps ||
Mass Effect Stamp: Garrus by Karithina .: Read the comments :. Stamp by Beti-Kot Nom Nom by Mr-Stamp Cloud Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Meowth Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Nananana Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Sonic Screwdriver Stamp by Kezzi-Rose:thumb79997002:

:damphyr: Credits ||

Layout & graphics
Kezzi-Rose



:damphyr: |Here we go!|
This might be a tl;dr but for those who are awesome enough to stick it out through the whole journal, I love you!

As most of you know, I've slowly been digging myself out of a rut (no job, no house, no money baw baw baw). Slowly but surely things are starting to level out and I am getting my shit together. Other than that, thats all I got as for life updates (I AM A BORING HOBO).

Secondly, I will be continuing my education in the fall after a long hiatus away from school (BITCH GON FOLLOW HER DREAMS!) and if things stay sane I'll be attending RMCAD, finishing a degree in illustration and education so I can be an artist and teacher. Woo go me!

Thirdly! As most of you seen I have posted my new pricing list for this year, I had to raise prices due to the lack of a job and a girls gotta survive somehow. The prices I was charging, were getting bills paid, but not leaving me much to spare for groceries and other things, and although I am the Ramen Queen, it gets old after a bit.

That being said, I've posted a solid TOS that I am now going to require all commissioners to read and sign so we are on the same page before you throw money at me. I want to ensure that we both have a good experience and that no one gets screwed. Also from now on, all commission information will be discussed only via email. These sites are notoriously unreliable when it comes to communication so this will be much more organized for me.

Anyone who has commissions from me and overdue commissions
I haven't forgotten you! I swear! If you haven't noticed the recent art spam, I am pounding through my horrendous commissions list and anyone who has had to wait a long time, I am truely sorry. My life has been a rollercoaster of bad luck and crap and so I will be honest for the last year art did take a back seat to getting back on track! I love you all for your patience but you won't have to wait much longer!

Lastly! There are gonna be some exciting new things I will be doing with commissions this upcoming year! First is going to be my 80 page custom sketchbook auction! More musically inspired commissions, League of Legends Badges and special discounts for random things! Keep your eyes peeled!







  • Listening to: Rise Against - Re-education Through Labor
  • Reading: Dragons of the Lost Star
  • Playing: Halo: Reach

Selling my Intuos 4

Journal Entry: Wed Feb 20, 2013, 12:12 AM






|Selling my Tablet|

Hey guys, so because of school, I was sent an extra Intuos, so I am selling my older one! Check it out if you are interested.

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl..…


  • Listening to: Rise Against - Re-education Through Labor
  • Reading: Dragons of the Lost Star
  • Playing: Halo: Reach

Open for 3 $40 commissions

Journal Entry: Sun Feb 17, 2013, 6:07 PM

:damphyr: Links ||
My Deviantart | My Formspring |
My Dragonadopters Dragons | My Dragcave


:damphyr: Stamps ||
Mass Effect Stamp: Garrus by Karithina .: Read the comments :. Stamp by Beti-Kot Nom Nom by Mr-Stamp Cloud Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Meowth Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Nananana Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Sonic Screwdriver Stamp by Kezzi-Rose:thumb79997002:

:damphyr: Credits ||

Layout & graphics
Kezzi-Rose



:damphyr: |3 SLOTS AVAILABLE|
Greetings so, considering I have no job, I am going to have to open commissions fairly regularly now to make some money for bills and other living expenses. So this month, I am opening 3 slots starting at $40. However these are specialty slots which I will explain below.

The two commission types I would like to do this month are Musically Attuned Commissions and Color Palette commissions.

The music commissions, you pick a song (or two) and I will make you art, based on the theme and feel of that song. The song doesn't have to have lyrics or anything like that, so you can pick whatever you wish really. Lots of my regular personal art, has been based on inspiration from music, so I would like to do a few commissions that are that way too.

The color palette commissions, you pick out a color pallette for me to use for the commission using something like this colorschemedesigner.com/ and I'll create a custom piece based on those colors for you.

These start at $40 which is a full color piece with a single char. For additional chars it will be +$10.
Anyone interested note me!







  • Listening to: Rise Against - Re-education Through Labor
  • Reading: Dragons of the Lost Star
  • Playing: Halo: Reach

ATTENTION! Just need to get this out there

Journal Entry: Sat Oct 20, 2012, 4:44 PM

:damphyr: Links ||
My Deviantart | My Formspring |
My Dragonadopters Dragons | My Dragcave


:damphyr: Stamps ||
Mass Effect Stamp: Garrus by Karithina .: Read the comments :. Stamp by Beti-Kot Nom Nom by Mr-Stamp Cloud Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Meowth Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Nananana Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Sonic Screwdriver Stamp by Kezzi-Rose:thumb79997002:

:damphyr: Credits ||

Layout & graphics
Kezzi-Rose



:damphyr: |ATTENTION DUMBASS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE|

Not gonna name names because i'm not immature but you know who you are
I WAS NEVER YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND! THE FACT YOU THINK SO IS DELUDED! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL!
That is all.








  • Listening to: Rise Against - Re-education Through Labor
  • Reading: Dragons of the Lost Star
  • Playing: Halo: Reach

Life is short, not always sweet. (Please read)

Journal Entry: Mon Aug 6, 2012, 3:13 AM

:damphyr: Links ||
My Deviantart | My Formspring |
My Dragonadopters Dragons | My Dragcave


:damphyr: Stamps ||
Mass Effect Stamp: Garrus by Karithina .: Read the comments :. Stamp by Beti-Kot Nom Nom by Mr-Stamp Cloud Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Meowth Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Nananana Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Sonic Screwdriver Stamp by Kezzi-Rose:thumb79997002:

:damphyr: Credits ||

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Kezzi-Rose



:damphyr: |Life|
WARNING THIS WILL BE SLIGHTLY LONG. POSSIBLY SAD, ULTRA PERSONAL, BUT I FEEL ITS SLIGHTLY IMPORTANT AND WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL SO JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE HERE.

So, as some of you know, life... in generality for a lot of people, is a fucking rollercoaster of emotion, up's, down's, super high's, super lows, spins, spirals, and moments of pure uncertainty. Maybe I am wrong, but I know thats what its like for me. Somedays leave me screaming in fear, crying in anxiety, or giggling with childish delight. Life is unexpected, but in that...it is also so incredibly short. Just like a rollercoaster, it starts slow, we think it will never get to the fun parts then boom before you know it, you are left wondering where the ride went.

This existence is full of pain, and longing and all sorts of negative feelings. Believe me, every morning when I wake I wonder if its worth it. Another day of despair over something, loss of friends, loss of family, how I look, who I am, why my stupid petty self even woke up and how things could be better for someone out there if I just slipped away into an endless slumber. I know theses feelings of complete self loathing so well that its second nature for me. I've thought of just ending it, calling it quits, and simply giving up the fight for another day. Even on the happy days, its a ticking anxiety in the back of my brain.

That being said, I want to talk about the worst days. Today I woke up late around 2pm my time, and wondered why the hell I even existed. Groans and general lack of motivation pushed aside I got out of bed, lazed about when I should have been doing important things, sent some texts, and received one of the shittiest ones I've had in a while. Granted in the last few months I've had some shitty conversations, needless drama, pain and sadness. Angry, violent texts between "friends and family" but this one hit home harder. A friend of mine, who I've fallen out of contact with send me a message, telling me about how a great friend of mine I met while in college in Socorro, killed himself.

(Now I love you guys, but I am not writing this expecting some sort of pity or condolences)
This took me by surprise and left me in a stupor. He was such a bright, talented person, and by bright I mean I had never seen him less than happy and telling jokes. He laughed at the silliest of things and was always so strong. He was incredibly intelligent and I just couldn't believe that he would ever be one to even play around with the thought of taking his own life. Speechless, I just sat there, thinking back to all the times we had. Was there something I had missed, were there any signs I had overlooked. Powerless, the rest of the day I have just sat. Contemplating life, pain, and wondering if there was something I could have done. But I suppose it doesn't matter now... all I can do is help those he's left behind.

Here is where things get important and if you wanted could just skip ahead to. Life is short. My friend proved that. Whether by fate or your own hand... we can't live forever. I felt lost, if even the brightest and strongest of my friends could fall this low, how can the rest of us go on. I send her a message, not knowing what else to say other than "You ok?" Then I got another message from my friend, who for the past 6 months almost has been an enemy. She said "Yeah, it's hard, but too late now. I just hate knowing that life is so short and I wish everyone got along again. I miss you, I want to get together like the old times." Thats when I broke into tears. Grief, pain, and despair shouldn't be the only reason to end a stupid fight. The loss of someone shouldn't have to be the wake up call to say "Hey lets put aside something so stupid and petty as an argument, move past our anger and grow as friends." Friends and family, are a wonderful thing, and letting them slip away because of petty differences is stupid.

I will admit, I am not the easiest person to get along with. I have my temper flares, and I can be a royal fucking asshole sometimes. I know I've hurt people, and for those I've mistreated I am sorry. Some wounds may not heal and may leave scars but admitting our wrongs and moving past them can possibly make friendships and relationships stronger. (In my opinion, who the fuck knows if I am right, but I know it worked today when I said my sorries and hugged my best friend who untill today hated me and I hated her.)

I think at this point I may just be rambling like fuck, but my point is. Stop fighting with people you love/care for, live each day and move past wrongs and pain. Rekindle old friendships, and never let loss be the only reason you apologize and hold close to those who matter most.

-Distort








  • Listening to: Rise Against - Re-education Through Labor
  • Reading: Dragons of the Lost Star
  • Playing: Halo: Reach

Busy Art Day Livestream!

Journal Entry: Sun Jul 15, 2012, 3:45 PM
  • Listening to: Rise Against - Re-education Through Labor
  • Reading: Dragons of the Lost Star
  • Playing: Halo: Reach

Changed my SN

Journal Entry: Wed May 16, 2012, 9:27 PM

:damphyr: Links ||
My Deviantart | My Formspring |
My Dragonadopters Dragons | My Dragcave


:damphyr: Stamps ||
Mass Effect Stamp: Garrus by Karithina .: Read the comments :. Stamp by Beti-Kot Nom Nom by Mr-Stamp Cloud Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Meowth Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Nananana Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Sonic Screwdriver Stamp by Kezzi-Rose:thumb79997002:

:damphyr: Credits ||

Layout & graphics ©
Kezzi-Rose



:damphyr: |Evolving|


So, yea pretty simple stuff. Alot has changed since I chose my moniker distortedgirl66. Since then I have had troubled times and good times, loves and losses; life in general. I don't believe I am just a girl anymore so as I've evolved so has my sn. Enjoy



  • Listening to: Rise Against - Re-education Through Labor
  • Reading: Dragons of the Lost Star
  • Playing: Halo: Reach

10 Free Sketches

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 18, 2012, 9:11 PM

:damphyr: Links ||
My Deviantart | My Formspring |
My Dragonadopters Dragons | My Dragcave


:damphyr: Stamps ||
Mass Effect Stamp: Garrus by Karithina .: Read the comments :. Stamp by Beti-Kot Nom Nom by Mr-Stamp Cloud Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Meowth Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Nananana Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Sonic Screwdriver Stamp by Kezzi-Rose:thumb79997002:

:damphyr: Credits ||

Layout & graphics ©
Kezzi-Rose



:damphyr: |10 Free Sketches|


ATTENTION: The slots are only for those who put the same condition in the journal (Must also give 10 free sketch)
Comment here.
Give me one reference.
Put this rules in your journal.

Slots:
1.) :iconzukuro: DONE! Kadota Sketch Request by LadyDistort
2.) :icontrickygreaser:
3.) :iconkisukes-shinigami: DONE! Sketch Request for Kisukes-Shinigami by LadyDistort
4.) :iconeslakon:
5.) :iconatlas231:
6.) :iconeltoroguaco:
7.) :icondemonic-vamp:
8.) :icontretron:
9.) :iconxcollapsix:
10.)



  • Listening to: Rise Against - Re-education Through Labor
  • Reading: Dragons of the Lost Star
  • Playing: Halo: Reach